Category Archives: HUMOR

HOW TO PULL YOUR PANTS OVER YOUR OWN HEAD.

Posted on September 8, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Now be honest: have you ever been so drunk you’ve tried to pull your pants over your own head? Would you like to see someone actually try to do it? Well, just stick around till the end of the post … Continue reading →

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MEN! THINGS YOU DON’T SAY TO YOUR WIFE

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Colin Falconer

There’s an old saying where I come from: happy wife, happy life. And if you want a happy wife, here’s some things not to say to her courtesy of the brilliant Tim Hawkins: [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&w=560&h=315] If Obama was a good … Continue reading →

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THE IMPORTANCE OF TEAMWORK

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Today’s post is about the importance of teamwork - which brings me, quite obviously, to the subject of grenade fishing. These guys didn’t quite manage much teamwork here. I know I should feel sorry for them. Is it very wrong … Continue reading →

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MY FAVORITE OLYMPIC MOMENT: A HAIRY GUY IN PINK SPANDEX

Posted on August 8, 2012 by Colin Falconer

It’s nearly over for another four years. I don’t know about you, but in the normal course of life I wouldn’t watch badminton, dressage or synchronized swimming if someone held an anti-aircraft missile to my head. Why change now? But … Continue reading →

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THE WTF IN MY SEO

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Colin Falconer

I don’t get SEO, or anything to do with Google and search engines. don’t try and explain it to me. You might as well talk to me in Tagalog. But recently, out of sheer curiosity, I looked at my Google … Continue reading →

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THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Colin Falconer

a short history of the typo - and gee, I hope I spelled that right My first writing job was as a copywriter for a small advertising agency. Soon after I joined, the graphic artist told me a story about … Continue reading →

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ARE WOMEN SMARTER THAN MEN?

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Are women smarter than men? Despite all those blonde jokes, I’ve always thought so. Here’s an example of what I mean. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8i8gsGxLE&w=420&h=315] I’ll give my closing arguments to my case at the end of the blog: but first, onto … Continue reading →

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KEN LEE - THE SECOND MOST POPULAR MAN ON THE INTERNET

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Let me be straight from the get-go; I am no fan of Mariah Carey. I was horrified when she took to Nilsson’s seventies ballad ‘Without You’ and butchered it, in my opinion, with her vocal calisthenics. But now there’s a … Continue reading →

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SODA RESERVOIR DOGS

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Have you ever seen a barman talking in Japanese to three German Shepherds with lightning reflexes and a sense of humor? You have? Then I guess you won’t want to read till the end and see this week’s video. But … Continue reading →

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DEATH EVEN BEFORE YOUR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE: RUNNING WITH THE BULLS

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Colin Falconer

Just as I am writing this, a rocket - called a ‘txupinazo’ - is exploding in the air over Pamplona in northern Spain to signal the start of arguably the most dangerous party in the whole world. The crowd, all … Continue reading →

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