THEY ARE COMING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!

A nice glass of red. A lot of ladies will be looking forward to one or two these holidays. But can you drink it like this girl?

You see it but can you believe it. Simply sensational.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-R-0pvQqKg&w=560&h=315]

No, that wasn’t a computer simulation. But some scientists suspect the whole universe might be. Yes, the nightmare of your life is just a higher evolved being doing some downtime.

Are you looking forward to Christmas - or are you a bah humbug type of person. Don’t be ashamed - you’re not alone. From Kassandra Lamb.

May your days be merry and bright anyway. Listen to this guy sing, and he might get you in the mood. This via Colleen Patrick - that talented young man is her son.

Nearly a year since this guy broke up with his wife. He’ll be a 100 and single. Hope he’s having a good time out there.

There’s only one thing that’s dominated the news this week. This blog post caused a lot of controversy afterwards. I think she’s right; there is an appalling lack of funding to metal health care in my country as well.

But then there is just no way anyone here could ever get access to that kind of armoury either. Even hardcore criminals. It astonishes people over here that ANYONE outside the SAS could access that kind of firepower.

On a brighter note: love will find a way. Even if you’re a swan.

Good decision, dude. Because guys, if you don’t do the right thing, there’s always someone out there waiting to steal your girlfriend. Don’t believe me? Check this out. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8&w=560&h=315]

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Colin Falconer is the bestselling author of thirty novels, translated into over twenty languages worldwide.
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8 Responses to THEY ARE COMING TO STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!

  1. Coleen Patrick says:

    Thanks for including me Colin. Happy Holidays and congrats on your upcoming newsletter!

  2. emmaburcart says:

    That video is hilarious! Marry the crap out of them! Haha. Thanks for sharing. :)

  3. I bought a Hula Hoop about ten years ago, thinking it would be fun to teach my daughter how to use one. But I found it was kind of like riding a bike. If you don’t do either one for a couple of decades…you DO forget. My daughter taught herself to Hula Hoop…I just kept retrieving it from the floor. Apparently I Hula Hoop about as well as I play tennis (the person on the other side of the net hits the ball…then I chase the ball. Enclosed courts were invented for people like me.

    Hey…can you tell me where you found out how to do the newsletter subscription form? I’ve been trying to figure that out for awhile now, and I guess I’m not researching the correct term. Thanks for any guidance you can give me. :)

  4. Happy holidays, Colin! Thanks for the terrific links and for your continual quality posts and support. I suddenly have a hankering for red wine… ;)

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