A very funny video, illustrating the dangers of omnipotent voice in fiction.
If you are easily offended, don’t watch this.
If not, you’re in for a belly laugh.
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The gunfighter, eh? Colin, you’re a sick man. hehehe
Strangely, people have said that about me before, Prudence!
Bad! But funny!
It’s bad but also very clever. Had me holding my ribs.
Hysterical! Nick Offerman, the narrator, is awesome as the Libertarian Director of the Parks and Recreation department, in the show of the same name. Dyspeptic and choleric, he is absolutely one of the funniest men alive! Sorry I’ve been AWOL. I achieved my dream of winning a viola audition with the Tampa Bay Symphony, despite having essential tremor, so badly I had trouble feeding myself. Now, with successful treatment, I’m back to living my usual abnormal life, Colin. Beethoven is my muse; we’re playing his 5th symphony in November!
CONGRATULATIONS! You got a gig with Tampa Bay Symphony. That’s fantastic! Well done!
Where do you find this stuff, Colin? .I’d love to see it used in a creative writing course. I can see it all now…
It would make for a really interesting course, wouldn’t it? I would have everyone bring their own gun.
Oh, god, oh god. I promise I will NEVER write Omnipotent 3rd again. But I am glad I came over from Susie’s party to watch this. Still laughing!
Thanks Barb! It’s one of my favourite videos!
Too funny!
That was HILARIOUS!!!! The Whore lived to see another day. The end…
Thanks for coming to the party! There are a lot of new bloggers to meet! Have fun clicking on links and don’t forget to DANCE!
I always dance, Susie. It’s scarier than the video.
I thought this was hysterical; just so you know, you’ve become an honorary member of the Tampa Bay Symphony. I’m not sure how this happened, but your notifications keep ending up in that folder! Would you prefer 1st violin or viola? Or possibly bassoon or percussion. Let me know! Keep up the fine playing and writing! VF
If I can have my druthers, I’d prefer spoons please Mary.
My father played the spoons quite nicely and also had perfect pitch. However, after Leroy Anderson burnt himself out on the “Typewriter Concerto” he sadly had no creative juice left for what would have been, I’m sure, an epic piece in the pantheon of concerti for orchestras and kitchen implements! Cheers!